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The Church of Humans provides this website and associated materials on an "as is" basis.

Use of this website constitutes acknowledgment of the following:

1. No Warranty

The Church of Humans makes no guarantee regarding salvation, enlightenment, spiritual maturity, doctrinal certainty, inner peace, or successful casserole preparation.

Results may vary.

2. Membership

The Church of Humans does not maintain an official membership list.

Accordingly, we cannot confirm or deny your membership status.

You may already be a member.

3. Unauthorized Participation

Visitors may inadvertently engage in Church of Humans activities without prior notice.

Examples include:

loving God,
loving neighbors,
helping strangers,
feeding hungry people,
refusing to participate in unnecessary outrage,
showing mercy,
admitting uncertainty.

Such participation does not require registration.

4. Reporting Requirements

No reports are required.

No activity metrics are collected.

No spiritual performance indicators are maintained.

No compliance dashboards are monitored.

Any kindness performed without documentation shall remain valid.

5. Organizational Structure

The Church of Humans has no campuses, districts, regions, divisions, franchises, territorial offices, strategic growth centers, or certified expansion initiatives.

Persons claiming authority over the Church of Humans should be regarded with suspicion, including the authors of this disclaimer.

6. Data Collection

The Church of Humans collects substantially less information than many organizations.

This is partly intentional.

It is also partly because we keep forgetting.

7. Security Notice

The Church of Humans does not employ facial-recognition perimeter alerts.

Visitors triggering facial-recognition perimeter alerts should consult the organization operating the perimeter.

8. Compliance

The Church of Humans Compliance Department was dissolved after determining that compliance with the Two Great Commandments was difficult to improve through paperwork.

9. Operative Status

Certain individuals may qualify as Church of Humans Operatives.

Indicators include:

kindness without supervision,
generosity without publicity,
forgiveness without authorization,
service without branding,
faith without panic.

Persons exhibiting these behaviors should not be alarmed.

No corrective action is required.

For additional information, consult Operational Security Directive 1.

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-== General disclaimer ==
+__NOTOC__
+[[The Church of Humans]] provides this website and associated materials on an "as is" basis.
-The [[Church of Humans]] website is provided for informational and reflective purposes only.
+Use of this website constitutes acknowledgment of the following:
-The content published here represents the views of its authors at the time of writing and is not intended as professional, legal, medical, or pastoral advice.
+== 1. No Warranty ==
-While care is taken in the preparation of materials, no guarantee is made regarding completeness, accuracy, or suitability for any particular purpose.
+The Church of Humans makes no guarantee regarding salvation, enlightenment, spiritual maturity, doctrinal certainty, inner peace, or successful casserole preparation.
-Readers are responsible for how they interpret and use the information presented.
+Results may vary.
-External links are provided for context and reference. The [[Church of Humans]] is not responsible for the content or practices of external sites.
+== 2. Membership ==
+The Church of Humans does not maintain an official membership list.
+Accordingly, we cannot confirm or deny your membership status.
+You may already be a member.
+== 3. Unauthorized Participation ==
+Visitors may inadvertently engage in Church of Humans activities without prior notice.
+Examples include:
+* loving God,
+* loving neighbors,
+* helping strangers,
+* feeding hungry people,
+* refusing to participate in unnecessary outrage,
+* showing mercy,
+* admitting uncertainty.
+Such participation does not require registration.
+== 4. Reporting Requirements ==
+No reports are required.
+No activity metrics are collected.
+No spiritual performance indicators are maintained.
+No compliance dashboards are monitored.
+Any kindness performed without documentation shall remain valid.
+== 5. Organizational Structure ==
+The Church of Humans has no campuses, districts, regions, divisions, franchises, territorial offices, strategic growth centers, or certified expansion initiatives.
+Persons claiming authority over the Church of Humans should be regarded with suspicion, including the authors of this disclaimer.
+== 6. Data Collection ==
+The Church of Humans collects substantially less information than many organizations.
+This is partly intentional.
+It is also partly because we keep forgetting.
+== 7. Security Notice ==
+The Church of Humans does not employ facial-recognition perimeter alerts.
+Visitors triggering facial-recognition perimeter alerts should consult the organization operating the perimeter.
+== 8. Compliance ==
+The Church of Humans Compliance Department was dissolved after determining that compliance with the Two Great Commandments was difficult to improve through paperwork.
+== 9. Operative Status ==
+Certain individuals may qualify as Church of Humans Operatives.
+Indicators include:
+* kindness without supervision,
+* generosity without publicity,
+* forgiveness without authorization,
+* service without branding,
+* faith without panic.
+Persons exhibiting these behaviors should not be alarmed.
+No corrective action is required.
+For additional information, consult [[Operational Security Directive 1]].