Humans:General disclaimer
The Church of Humans provides this website and associated materials on an "as is" basis.
Use of this website constitutes acknowledgment of the following:
1. No Warranty
The Church of Humans makes no guarantee regarding salvation, enlightenment, spiritual maturity, doctrinal certainty, inner peace, or successful casserole preparation.
Results may vary.
2. Membership
The Church of Humans does not maintain an official membership list.
Accordingly, we cannot confirm or deny your membership status.
You may already be a member.
3. Unauthorized Participation
Visitors may inadvertently engage in Church of Humans activities without prior notice.
Examples include:
- loving God,
- loving neighbors,
- helping strangers,
- feeding hungry people,
- refusing to participate in unnecessary outrage,
- showing mercy,
- admitting uncertainty.
Such participation does not require registration.
4. Reporting Requirements
No reports are required.
No activity metrics are collected.
No spiritual performance indicators are maintained.
No compliance dashboards are monitored.
Any kindness performed without documentation shall remain valid.
5. Organizational Structure
The Church of Humans has no campuses, districts, regions, divisions, franchises, territorial offices, strategic growth centers, or certified expansion initiatives.
Persons claiming authority over the Church of Humans should be regarded with suspicion, including the authors of this disclaimer.
6. Data Collection
The Church of Humans collects substantially less information than many organizations.
This is partly intentional.
It is also partly because we keep forgetting.
7. Security Notice
The Church of Humans does not employ facial-recognition perimeter alerts.
Visitors triggering facial-recognition perimeter alerts should consult the organization operating the perimeter.
8. Compliance
The Church of Humans Compliance Department was dissolved after determining that compliance with the Two Great Commandments was difficult to improve through paperwork.
9. Operative Status
Certain individuals may qualify as Church of Humans Operatives.
Indicators include:
- kindness without supervision,
- generosity without publicity,
- forgiveness without authorization,
- service without branding,
- faith without panic.
Persons exhibiting these behaviors should not be alarmed.
No corrective action is required.
For additional information, consult Operational Security Directive 1.